Caps fan checking in. Can’t defend Wilson, that hit, or the frequency with which he’s delivered them. This is more than I thought it would be, I would have guessed 10. But if the league suspends others with the same intolerance and severity consistently for all head and from-behind hits, in the same pattern of…

Fortnite is ruining hockey and John Carpenter!

What?! And now I’m getting my museum news from my baseball news. I regret nothing. 

It’s at both Met locations! But the armor is at the Fifth Ave location, so that’s where they went.

Sounds like he needs Care, Time and Empathy

Jeremy Shockey! Let’s remember some f’in’ guys!

Cryptkeeper Al Davis is so, so, soooooo stupid, and yet I laugh my ass off reading it in the Cryptkeeper’s voice, which is the whole point.

And that Dez Phantom of the Opera thing is a thing that needs to happen in real life.

I fast forward or mute the opening number every week because it literally makes me uncomfortable to watch. See how long you can tolerate this shit without wanting to die

The consensuses seems to be:

“... more like the wind-scattered bones of a desert skeleton, assembled on a tarp by a deranged archaeologist.”

hey shut up!!!

That’s good Kinja!

I, too, took economics in High School.

not the kind of article about destructive Jets I expected to see today, but cool nevertheless

Read the article and figure out why I chose 2001 for yourself, genius.

The good thing about Packers fans is that you only have to listen to their gloating for an average of 45 years before the cheese finally does them in and their hearts explode.  

Good stuff.

Well it's not exactly Bergman, is it?

I AM FUCKING HERE FOR THE COMMENTS IN THE GRAY!

Deadspin should Onionize.