All cops are bastards and this snitch isn’t helping anyone but himself

He looks like he’s performing at Goatse-fest in the top picture. RIP, keyboard necktie man.

He’s saying Watson left the game with his team up. The people who have to close are the defense/coaching staff.

I jokingly told my buddy sitting next to me “Left too much time on the clock, shoulda took a knee on the one” but goddamn, Brees didn’t even look like he was stressed coming back down the field.

When children can make one-handed catches in triple coverage then we’ll revisit this incredibly dumb point

Matt Patricia: Hold my beer

Right, except that fucked the very veterams it was supposed to watch out for, because now rookies are so cheap that middle class vets are squeezed out.

Someone's read The Postmortal.

My team gives zero fucks about being competitive until at least 2021, so I’m not paying top dollar to see them shit the bed live when I can just check ESPN to see they’re dead last in MLB and have been for months.

notaries are fucking hardcore, mate

Of course no technology is in and of itself a mistake so long as humanity at large isn’t incapable of humbly reflecting on its uses and behaving in a responsible and thoughtful manner.

Yea but all of those sucked.

Disney is killing Fox movies because all they’ve done is stink up the place and fail, and they’re not trying to spend more money on the passion projects of those idiots. Sure, one or two good things might now get axed, but Fox has just been rehashing it’s past hits the same way everyone else has. There’s probably no…

I would only admit to a 4 hour sleep schedule as an excuse for my putrid work output, not as an example to be emulated. 

Right, the game that famously does not use a board.

What the fuck is a D&D board?

Lions fan here, felt like I couldn’t breathe for a second when I read that one

Growing up in Alaska at the time, all our parents beat us over the head with this story, the general lesson being “this place wants you dead, don’t go out alone and unprepared”

I’m no Bauer fan, but Angel Hernandez was “on one” today

My S4 refuses to break or die, and now i cantuse my banks app anymore....