If I were getting my ass beat in a game where players always react like world-stompers after every single goal, it would be much, much worse if they suddenly started acting grim and serious and bored after goals. Don’t act like you don’t even give a shit anymore at the very least. Fucking smile and hug each other,…

They literally play in the AFC South, and have made the playoffs 3 of the last 4 years, 5 of the last 8. Their shittiness cannot be cured by giveaway playoff spots.

Minnesota is at least partly in the plains if North Dakota is entirely in it. Otherwise, flawless reporting.

Foles got ‘em into the Playoffs last year, and damn near did the damn thing again. For all the hoopla about Wentz, he hasn’t done shit. He hasn’t even played in a playoff game yet, and post-injury his team has had a winning record with him as QB for one (1) week. If there was time to see what he could do before…

Here in Minneapolis no one is saying a damn thing about this team’s legitimacy. Until the trophy is being presented, no one here is ready to believe jack or shit about these teams.

I’ve noticed Spotify has really been improving its selection of video game/anime soundtracks lately. The Pillows have a FLCL album available now as well, it’s fucking awesome.

It is my belief that the line you are replying to was perhaps not written in complete sincerity, and perhaps was meant to be read with a bit of sarcasm.

This is an excellent question.

calm down lance

Fair enough. For the next Jeopardy article:

I literally wouldn't even watch unless i had seen this. Settle down.

Paying calvin millions to do nothing still wouldnt make him the most overpaid guy on the team

It’s not like Warren is so wildly to the left that there’s nowhere for Gillibrand to go but to the muddled center. Warren came out with a slightly left message and Gillibrand immediately ceded any and all left positions to move to the middle, where she was easily forgotten about. 

But... Amazon is making a series. 

Far too clean and sleek. I much prefer the one that looks like a sticker on the bottom of a mid-90s skateboard.

I love Q: The Winged Serpent as much as the next guy, but isn’t it disqualified from being Kaiju by this article’s own logic?

just here to give love to the jordy verrill shout-out. poetry

It is absolutely the correct take. I don’t celebrate after a touchdown anymore, because even if the refs signal for one, it could be deemed not a touchdown several minutes later, and fuck that. Reviews have reduced enjoyment of the game, in addition to slowing it down and making plays increasingly undefinable at a…

Lions fan here. Ban ‘em.

He was being underpaid, now hes being overpaid. Its not like if he werent around the money would be getting spent on contending *gestures to entire rest of organization* i say good for him getting paid. If the teams gonna tank, the least they can do is take care of the guys who got em to their last series.