Wow, "Endgame." Sure am glad they held onto that bit of info so long, it pretty much spoils everything.

My guess is there’s more than one cat, one pre-space named Goose, one post-space named Chewie. Two all-time wingmen!

peak jaguars junction, “it doesn’t get any better than this”

Stafford is basically cutler with none of the surliness or playoff wins. Heres hoping the Raiders or Bucs try to take him this offseason.

The last time Alex Smith lost his job to Kaep due to injury ot worked out great (for everyon except Smith)

Anyone with kids is pretty much obligated, plus most adults still into genre stuff (like this website). 

Chickens have the wing, a piece of meat over two bones. Humans have similar anatomy in both their forearms and their shins. So if humans were on the menu, what’s their wing? Forearm is similar, but less meat!

I don’t understand the hate for being loyal to veterans? Like, I get that they’re no longer good, but they were in the past, when they were likely underpaid, and the idea that the GM or owner aren’t ruthless enough seems..... bad? Like, Detroit got some championships recently, the trade off is they have some bad years…

No sympathy for wealthy celebs who don’t pay their taxes. 

A lot of those old school hits on Amazon Prime, including Night of the Living Dead, are also available on Youtube for free, as they are public domain. You technically already own them, go watch!

an ex of mine is a concert pianist, she said those types of gigs were always pretty nice because the pay was decent, the music was less complex, and if she messed up no one in the audience would ever know.

During deployments when you’re four to a room, it’s pretty tough convincing three other people to go out in the hallway while you take care of business. Mostly everyone just puts on headphones and stares deeply at their phone, and not at the weird movements coming from your bunk.

Capitalist tax dodgers can stay in hiding, good riddance.

I mean, this was a dramatic and chaotic fuckaroo, of course it needs a write-up. Are you really saying a box score is all this match needs?

No one does dysfunction like Detroit.

They held a Deadcast in St. Paul during Super Bowl week during the ice carnival (i.e. traffic was utter horseshit coming and going) that managed to be packed. Are you gonna let the twin cities show you up?

One of my favorite new simpsons gags

Counterpoint: Booing people who say racist things is how we remind people that saying racist things is unacceptable. 

Three of the last four quarterbacks last year were Bortles, Foles and Keenum. Is there a chance the league corrects after it realizes world-crushing QB play isn’t actually all that important? All you need is a guy that doesn’t turn it over too much and a defense that can score. Why aren’t they spending that way?

The solution to stuff like this is getting more and more obvious.