I generally try to refrain from overt judgement on this sort of subject for exactly that reason. If you’re high profile and your family lives under the thrall of a totalitarian leader, they’ve got a lot of pressure they can put on you and it can be easy to buckle. People like pretending they’d be big and tough if…

“lol, those OTHER fighting game players are a bunch of stinky nerds, not like us super chads who play a DIFFERENT fighting game, amirite?”

I started to get excited when I saw the words “Ghost of Tsushima”...then I noticed that it was just some multiplayer shit. Woohoo.

Maybe they should climb a watch tower and scan the horizon for potential buyers to pop up on their map.

0.0017018 kilometers.  

You can buy all of the games on Gamepass, if you would like. So your comparison is not warranted.

I don’t think this is even modern capitalism, considering most other companies have figured out that they can make money by selling products that people want to buy.

Welcome to capitalism. It works quite a bit differently than the barter system I assume you were using before you were frozen in a glacier thousands of years ago. It’s not ideal but it’s what we’re stuck with. Probably why the glacier you were frozen in finally melted and let you thaw out.

You can tell it’s fake if you focus on the... entire point of the teaser

Hmmm.

Unfortunately, Garfield will be unavailable in the selection menu on Mondays

Can’t even punch children anymore in this country

This is why I’m a Vive owner.  I don’t need Mark Zuckerberg telling me whether or not I can punch kids.  

So its, “So long, Gary Bowser?”

Oh no, blockchain bigotry!

Environmentally friendly scams are still scams. Innovation in scamming is not something anyone should be open to.

Seems like a vital piece of information you should have researched before publishing.

And if you jump, the screen goes completely black.

was going to say, man, you are passionate about slimes....