HEY HEY!! HE HIT ME!!! CALL THE COPS!!!

This dude.... boss

I will fight for my cause.... You may try to make me go to the dark side. By thy does not have cookies. Therefore I shall eat my bacon!

error root access not detected....

"Taco" is waiting for a command......

Attempting to develop himself has removed 30 life points. "Develop" has critically wounded Taco.

What if I pay you 300 life coins to unlock a Get Out of Punishment free card?

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Those pants.... me be jelly

Professional ball bouncer.... Duhhhh

Creepy stalker?

Now I hate Flappy bird as much as the next fellow... but this may be interesting...

Anyone who thinks this is really obviously is stupid.... and has never seen the onion logo.

I think he shook it...

I'm proud of this guy

Deciphering this is my next 5 hours of work

Oh... ohmehgawwddddddd

Seizure?

Magikarp is, fins down, the most worthless Pokémon of them all, but that doesn't mean it isn't capable of transforming your upper body into a fine paste. How can this be?

And all the metal on metal sounds