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Yep...Colony Park wagons for those who thought the Country Squires were too much a wagon of the hoi polloi.

we have video, we have tag numbers. We have footage of people on the interstate. What we’re asking the public to do is bring the money back

Yeah...I found this 10,000 on the side of the road. Good thing I picked up that 9,000 dollars. Who knows what you would do if $8,000 went missing. Damn shame about that $7,000.

This is the most german thing I’ve ever heard.

So how’s the team morale been working in Chevy’s design department?

Seriousness aside:

Janky mods are actually pretty period-correct for the tuner scene back then.

Speaking of Fast and Furious, if you’ve not been keeping up with Tavarish’s restoration of the Lamborghini Murcielago from F&F 8, I hiiiiighly recommend it.

I swear to god if our generation tries to turn this into our American Graffiti, I’m shooting myself in the face.

/Just sayin’

Pinto:

Just a tip from a guy in the wholesale used car business. If it says biohazard on the discription, stay away.

A vehicle that someone needs to get to work - and can’t use because some assjacket hit it and ran away - would be pretty damned important.

It’s a cheap thing, you wouldn’t understand. 

I’m pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Of course it’s by some oblivious moron in a fucking CR-V...

No gripe, just pointing out the fine print.

A few shots of the actual car have been taken! I think it looks quite good!

Cimarron. I’ve seen plenty of TCs, but I’ve literally never seen a Cimarron.