It’s also kinda wild in a countdown for TYOOL 2022 that a complaint for anything ever at all would be “This needs Tim Allen.”

And as you know, men are judged for their appearance in exactly the same way women are, which was why both Will Smith and Chris Rock showed up in sparkling gowns and everyone spent more time asking them who designed their dresses than about the roles that brought them to the Oscars.

The best measure of Morbius’ failure is that the female lead is Adria Arjona, who everybody fell in love with within 10 seconds in Andor as Bix, and nobody remembers she was in Morbius.

Well, “They name me Mr. Tibbs!” just doesn’t sound right.

I heard this a lot. I enjoyed the Mandalorian and had no interest in Fett... but I feel like I *should* watch it because it is basically season 2.5 of Mando. When I complain about shows (particularly in the MCU) being homework, this is what I am talking about.

How about Luke’s “so I’m making a new Jedi Order but adhering strictly to the rules set up by the old, failed one causing me to lose a really promising student”

This was done for dramatic effect and is also specifying an honorific title, not just saying like “my name is X”. People do say “they call me X” but rarely use the passive “he’s called X” in the US, and “A Man Named X” would be much more common in US vernacular.

Hmmm...no. Season 6 was clearly running on fumes, but it wasn't soulless, laughless simulacrum like season 4.

well this isn’t the sort of measured and considerate behavior i expect from a rapist

oops you just failed your police officer exam

“15 reasons Why Slideshows are Killing Journalism.”

Can we do the same thing with movie posters? I was tricked into buying a ticket for Bulworth because the poster promised a little hip-hop guy emerging from Warren Beatty’s mouth.

I would really like to know cleanly and clearly one way or another if any money exchanged hands to lead to these articles as my goodness this reads like a shill piece.

Sure. Keep running these PR-vetted, bottom-feeding attempts at criticism, AVClub. Watch what happens to your visitation metrics.  You think they can’t get any lower?  Ha.

A bunch of people—Beanie included—convinced themselves that actual talent was irrelevant, that her fresh and new take would bring people to the theater.

‘Rian Johnson’s Glass Onion is exactly knotty whodunit’

My takeaway from all of this has been that Johnny Depp is one of the biggest pieces of shit in Hollywood.

I didn’t pay, it was a birthday gift, but I did see it Saturday at a 5pm showing. Some take aways, the theater was only about half full, make of that what you will. It really didn’t look better than the first, like comparing against the first one the scenes at night in the forest wern’t nrealy as colorful. Also the…

So wait, a Sabrina reboot probably won’t happen, but also it did already happen with the chilling adventures and also the person who is saying that it probably won’t happen is not someone who has the power to make those decisions as I’m all but certain that when she was a 19 year old starring in a show she did not get…

Oh.