What a load of bullshit

Let’s put this feud to rest by regurgitating it in 1,200 words? This is tabloid trash.

My parents have a story about how we would play Kings Quest (1) on the PCjr when I was really young... This was before I could spell/type, so I would suggest a command and my mom would type it in. When you visited the screens near the witch’s house, she would sometimes randomly appear and would kill you if you didn’t…

Even if there were people who thought that The Crown was a documentary about historical facts what’s it to Judi Dench? Making such a fuss about a family of monarchs is just archaic in the 21st century. Brits should worry about all the other things that plague their country. Five PMs in 6 six years?!

This is clearly an “all hands on deck” type of story. Like 9/11 or Olivia Wilde. 

I get that this movie blows... but is the fact that it “missed” an opportunity to dive into the fascinating Balinese culture really a legit compliant? It’s a Romantic comedy staring 2 a-listers that is meant to be meaningless fluff.  It sounds like it fails at even that but did you really expect anyone to go to a…

Aryan vs. Predator.

“Lord forgive us for continuing the already overwrought Don’t Worry Darling press cycle, but it’s been a while since the content of a film was so at odds with the media circus around it. This isn’t to say that the gossip and drama have negatively colored the reception of the movie, which has been a popular reaction to…

You’ve got as much chance of being asked as Kevin smith does. 

this review really doesn’t tell me if it’s good or not

Ok, I’m in a mood. While I’m not going to say he committed zero crimes, and I’m not a Harvey Weinstein apologist, I will say that our criminal justice system needs tremendous reform. Our prisons should not be places of fear and violence. Advocating for rape, murder, and necrophelia (seriously, your order of operations…

Cactus Plant Flea Market-style four-eyed toys of the old McDonald’s characters

How is this a puff piece? Like what about it specifically seems to be disingenuously misrepresenting the film’s quality?

Obligatory stolen scene (and one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on any screen):

He was not informed that Weird Al was going to use his song, which is what irked him in the first interview he had about it. He was fine after they talked personally. It was an agent/bureaucracy problem, not a problem with covers or parody.

Ridley Scott in hooker boots? Wow!

It’s a reference, not a pun.

This is Snape’s response to Dumbledore when asked, “After all this time?” in regards to his love for Lily.