This kind of shit makes me hope it does.

a netflix-only release? why is this even being reviewed?

truly, it is worth the Scorsese-length runtime of the YouTube video.

He was also pretty fucking great in The Other Two as Brooke’s himbo ex

My wife just basically got pushed out of her job by an insecure dipshit narcissist principal, and the superintendent was a clueless moron whose sole duty seemed to be dreaming up bullshit workplace health initiatives. This is a place that won a “best place to work” award.

What I’m getting from the news lately is that somehow very good football quarterbacks all turn out to be pea-brained morons

IMO that’s what makes Visions so awesome. Without the shackles of canon, people did some amazing storytelling.

The “I like it” or “is it good” is totally unimportant in some pieces

Yep, you nailed the problem here. It’s fine to add some flourish about what the theater crowd was like, or the film’s spicy development process, but you can’t forget to review the fucking movie somewhere in there.

Honestly this is such a stupid move by all of them, PR-wise, that the only logical conclusion I can arrive at is that they all have scandals that haven’t broken yet and are hoping for reciprocal support when the time comes.

Call me naïve, but I’m always stunned when the wise course of action in a given situation is to simply shut the fuck up and people choose not to. Like, absolutely no one was out here saying “gee, I wonder what Sharon Stone thinks about Kevin Spacey” and yet she went out of her way to broadcast her idiot thoughts about…

shut the fuck up, moron

This meandering essay does not resemble a movie review.

I don’t have a quilted pillow, but I DO have it tattooed on the side of my penis

it’s just funny because clearly like 14 quadrillion people are still watching all those shows, and yet it seems like nobody likes them anymore.

The Guardian notes that Copperfield may not have known their ages at the time

this is still on?

Personally I can’t get into party mode until a crispy-skinned old man gives me a peck on the cheek

I also think that any given employee of a production (such as Aubrey Plaza, in this case) is not going to have a complete picture. I don’t think she’s necessarily lying or even papering over anything if she only has positive things to say—it’s entirely conceivable that she just had a nice time and everybody seemed…

Assuming you’re American, she kinda died before she was able to hit a true cultural escape velocity a la your Madonnas or Britneys. I feel like if you didn’t listen to mainstream radio between maybe 2006-2009 it was possible to completely miss her. (Probably a different case in the UK though—sounds like their…