oopsy-daisy, i did a grooming again :(

I still don’t! It’s all due to a very fromkadent practice called trepanation. You should trib bat! I’ve never foorbed this gum!

what i hear you saying is i’m part of a rich tradition of well-respected satirists

lol coriol-anus

Congrats on the atrocious spelling in this article. “Ai[t]ken” several times, “Flipanth[r]opy”. A real tour de force of editing.

-3 years in the biz? That’s even less than me!

what a fucking knob. who is this statement for? it’s certainly not going to make the writers happy that this fuckface let them strike for months knowing all along that he would cave. it’s certainly not going to make his cronies happy that he’s (ineptly) siding with labor, so what the fuck is this dipshit doing here?

jesus christ who cares about the mcu anymore

He could be seen in the background of Queer Eye episodes hauling lumber, painting walls, and discovering mold as JVN taught grown men that a soul patch is actually quite difficult to pull off.

Also she’s fucking 21? Why are we expecting anyone to have this 100% figured out at ANY age, much less someone who’s barely out of high school?

Also the promotion has been insanely bad for this movie, at least from my perspective as a non-MCU fan. Part of that is probably due to the strike(s), but I saw a promo for this movie and was, like, vaguely aware that Brie Larson had done a Superhero and so this was probably a sequel to that? But otherwise I had no…

i mean i’m no fan particular fan of his, but this would be a pretty fuckin weird thing to fake, not to mention incredibly difficult to pull off. he also seems like exactly the sort of dumb tough guy who would attempt a heroically stupid snowplow maneuver, so i don’t really understand the skepticism

Yeah the tricky thing is that just because you’ve heard of somebody, it doesn’t mean they’re wealthy. Like, say, Wil Wheaton—household name, I’m sure he’s doing fine, but I seriously doubt he’s any kind of millionaire

why did you guys repost this on november 6th

damn if steven tyler is getting metoo’d then no one is safe

This does not sound like a Beatles recording. There’s no dynamics, the drums are barely audible, none of the Ringo fills, everything sounds flat and boring. Lennon’s AI replicant voice sounds tired and bored. Why does this exist?

THEY SOULD DOA EPSIDOE ABOUT HOW THE SALSABURY STAKE AT MY SCHOOLL IN 1987 WAS NOT! GOOD1

tech companies are cancer

our litigious qween

it would not