There is only one Catbug

Out of curiosity I decided to check them out. Totally blasé dad-rock, but the top comments are killing me:

Fast Car-Tracy Chapma....SHIT! WAIT! I FUCKED UP...

Probably hates these newfangled millennial hybrids too:

They’re good dogs, bront

MY NAME IS DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK, DICK COCK!

Question as a pacers fan: you think they’d be performing better than their 4-4 record suggests. Any thoughts as to why they seem so lackluster? The obvious scapegoat would be the newly promoted coach, but I dunno. I’m just frustrated thinking they should be doing better.

I like the way you break down the sentence construction. You are a shining star in the dark galaxy of shit that is the comment section. I applaud your work.

+ 1 process

“Spurt-ability is what I call it...”

We have a winner!

They already mentioned VW

You basically want a Millenium Falcon, in other words.

God damn. God damn it...

You just broke my heart with this post. Thank you.

Seems...interesting.

...he said on an automotive blog...

"Hi. I'm White Person. Lemme tell u 'bout deez rimz on dis sweet whip...I mean Ford Edge..."

+1 for CUV's. Can't stand them. But also...