I did not know what distaff meant. Thanks for adding to my vocab!

“Chloe and Mitch’s hair-brained scheme”

Have you had others smell your asparagus pee? Hve you smelled someone else’s? In addition to some people not producing the smell, there are those who cannot smell it! (there is overlap: you could be one or the other, or both)

I do that every damn time :/

It is really weird that it makes other people so uncomfortable. Good for you for bucking that trend!

Coulottes! Just as comfy as a shirt, no thigh touching. I’m sad I only have one pair :(

I hear that! I do tend to shave it intermittently in the summer, cause it seems like other people are embarrassed about it (thanks sis). Luckily I’m not very hairy, so I can go quite a while, and it’s all electric razor for me!

I do love pools, but it is honestly my [one attainable] dream in life to have an outdoor shower of my own one day.

That was one of my favorite lines of the episode! The other was: when Sam came to the diner & heard Hunter yelling from the walk-in... “You got somebody in there?”

Right? And that was like, two weeks ago Dome time!

Don’t forget he “took” this lion. Like, out for a date or something? Grrrrrr >:(

I’d join a gym just to use that machine. I’m not saying I’d work out on it, maybe just ride it shouting weeeeeeeee!

I had the great pleasure of seeing him live twice (& meeting him after the show). Highly recommend!

I like Bruce a HELLOFA lot more than this looooser.

It really is easier to understand when you hear him say it. Does not translate well to the printed word.

I was just pondering this the other day. A friend of mine I *think* said she’d gone vegan (I did not pursue that convo, obviously) and the honey thing I could not get out of my head. Dairy makes sense I guess, cause it’s not natural to keep animals continuously lactating? But honey I just can’t understand how that…

I *want* to star you for your sheer chutzpah, but I’m afraid to encourage the posting of frightening spider pics :(

Exactly. I’d totally watch that movie!

That’s too funny! I am stealing it :)

But I love corn dogs! This description is too cute to me.