Somebody make the word "normcore" go away.

"She managed to look very put together" HUH? She looks like a fashion victim version of Miss Havisham.

Despite knowing it was coming, it was still beyond glorious. Beyond glorious.

J. Peterman Co.! I loved the catalogs so much and spent many happy latchkey kid afternoons imagining myself on an Edwardian hunting outing or a Nile steamer cruise. Then a bricks-and-mortar store opened in my area and it was so damn disappointing. A $250 linen shirt seems like a great idea on the catalog page, but…

YEAH THEY FUCKING ARE.

Why don't you want my mom to have clothes? Meanie.

Does Lindsay Lohan tag every designer she's wearing in hopes that somebody will start paying her?

My former mother in law bought me a pair of pants from Christopher and Banks. They were a size 18 (I'm 4'11", 105 pounds) and were embroidered all over with neon martini glasses. This was the pinnacle of fashion for 23 year old me. I think I have the store credit 11 years later because I still haven't quite hit that…

What about the spa? Coldwater Creek Spa? We have one, and I love love love it. Best pedicures in the universe. Please please please don't be going away.

In your list of catalogs, you forgot Spiegel and Newport News.

I have never felt so old.

I hope Brad is a stoner. I like to think he is.

Yeah, I know someone who had to take the rest of the week off work after her cat died. Miley's tweets are nothing.

How very dare you? I loved Olaf the snowman! From the other characters referring to him as "creepy," to his butt running away from him, he's the first Disney creation I've ever truly identified with.

Off brand tamagotchis were the shit, though.

No, the human barbie looks like that doll :(

I liked this movie.