Let's not forget 2013's Pinterest gift of Thigh Gap, which I had always thought was "something seriously wrong with your legs and/or posture."

Seconded. Not just Jezebel, I didn't see ANYONE calling out Gaga for that.

When I was a kid, we went to Seattle Nordstrom's every year for Santa pics. One year we went on the black Santa day, and I remember thinking (I was probably 7 or 8 that year) how cool it was to see other Santa's Helper reps aside from the same white guys over and over. On a mantle full of Santa visits from 1984 to…

Absolutely. I couldn't even watch The Daily Show last night, I was so shell-shocked by how well this episode was done. That final scene was the best thing the series has ever done, in my opinion. The Kanye West redux was a red herring.

YES. I was waiting for the Jezebel coverage of this, and couldn't believe this is what we got. This is the first time South Park has come CLOSE to making me cry, and I thought that Matt and Trey handled Wendy's feminist viewpoint spectacularly.

I got one for my husband's birthday this year (and no, we don't live in a Gingerbread Estate, we live in a little stucco house in Tucson where our dining table and litter box are uncomfortably close). But it's fun after doing a barbecue project to add the initials. And it comes with the most awesome, Cowboy-written…

Where was the internet when my favorite musical was being ruined by casting Brandi as Rogers and Hammerstein's Cinderella?
Answer: apparently it was 1997, so I was two years away from my first chat handle. But still. You've done your worst, major network remakes. I'm immune to your continued attacks.

Eep. That's a capitalization/hyphenation fail on my part. Oh typing, why must you be so hard?

I made many loud, vehement anti-black Thursday/Friday pronouncements this year, and vowed to stay at home decorating to level Holiday Obscene. Unfortunately, as the first year in our new house, we didn't realize that we would need five extension cords to get to the one outdoor outlet. So I ended up in Target like the…

Then I will never be able to watch TV again, for it doesn't get any better than that.

Theory: Misty Day says that the Salem girls aren't her tribe. What if her true place is in a witch splinter cell that emerges to battle Fiona for supremacy, led by Stevie Nicks, ALL OF THEM TWIRLING IN SCARVES TO VICTORY!???!

Ermm... moose chili? As a kid, all caribou were the same to me. Braising Blitzen in tomatoes, kidney beans and tears. I sure hope I get an invite.

Tonight the internet has, indeed, proven that I am not alone. Or unique.

OMG I totally had confusing unrecognized feelings for Dark Heart! "You do wanna be the camp champ... don't you?"

It was really confusing. At least I moved on to Kathryn Janeway eventually.

I was head over heels in love with Carmen Sandiego in grade school.

Not to mention that Patty Pan would have been a clever reference to squash, and would have made me laugh through my tears.