1) The name Goldie is amazing (because it evokes Goldie Hawn, who I adore), so I may have to co-opt it for a future child — it’s okay, right, since our kids will likely never be in the same preschool?

i love goldie, i’m going to be needing an album and a youtube channel from her asap.

I just came down here to ask where the fuck the video is of her performing karaoke.

I think he’s much cooler now, actually. He’s done some amazing roles, his children thus far aren’t drug users or in rehab, they’re just strange and creative, and he respects his wife for being her.

I have been fairly neutral on all things related to that family - but you don’t fuck with my girl Minogue!

“Jenner is a ‘secondary reality television personality’ who has received criticism from disability rights groups and African-American communities.”

#teamKylieMinogue

have you seen the guy??? if not i reccomend to google him and take a cold shower

He can fuck me straight to hell....

They should really rename it 6 Dozen Moms. That would probably be more accurate.

Lucy, i mean Tom Ellis can step by my place at any time

get skinny and stay skinny the natural way, folks. with a crippling nicotine addiction! enjoy this matching virginia slim outfit to wear when you accidentally cough up a piece of your lung

i so often wish for this power. mainly because i am so angry i want to explode everything.

LET ME AT EM.

Thought processes following these things are always such a mixed bag.

Something that bothers me about all of the coverage of Daniel Holtzclaw is that I haven’t seen and heard enough about the gorgeous human being who brought him to justice: Jannie Ligons. I’ve endured every angle of Holtzclaw’s rage-y, deflated mug, and haven’t heard enough about the first police complaint, the first…

I know exactly how you can avoid this sort of crazy. Don’t send your kids to a preschool that costs more than the average salary in the United States. Just a thought.

She was trying to air his business, not shame him. It’s 2016, get with it, yo!

Pssst, Kanye. Your wife didn’t become famous for cancer research. At least Amber Rose owns her past, where as your wife pretends hers didn’t exist.

Amber Rose was never going to passively let herself be molded into anything by this wannabe Pygmalion. And he can’t get over it.