Holy cannoli!

“Yeezus, can you just give it a west already” said Taylor, swiftly.

To the beautiful Dominika Cibulkova, my balls are in your court.

Serious question: why does it matter that they were cops? They were off duty. I don’t get why it’s being trumpeted as such a relative fact. I mean, I get why it’s being made to be such a big deal by the police themselves, but I think it’s pretty bullshitty. It’s not like McCoy and his crew were beating up cops next to…

as a sixer’s fan that lives in phoenix (i know) this team is a fucking tire fire

Ah, come on. That’s not that bad of a tweet. Cut the man some slacks.

Does no one notice that Hernandez has the handwriting of teenaged girl? Seems odd, if not a but suspicious.

Not a fan of John Scott the enforcer, but I absolutely love John Scott the human being. This was an incredible moment. He even earned the MVP! For the record, the NHL didn’t put him on the MVP ballot either. Fans wrote him in and he won anyway. Suck it, Bettman.

unfortunately he came back to plant a murder weapon.

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

#WhiteLivesCantJump

Removing the comma would change the meaning of the sentence in a way that would be nonsensical in this context. It would mean ‘You do it at that particular time’. As written, it means ’You do it, in that case’, which is correct. What is the penalty for an incorrect grammar Nazi comment?

There are two penalties on the comment. Unnecessary use of a comma, and failure to comprehend the joke. 15 word penalty, retype comment.

Hayden’s doctors predict that by next season, all his fears will have been forgotten.