I'm starting to think this might be the first feminist site where women hate women.

Jezebel, you're really starting to sound like that jealous girl. You feign concern and your ability to see all sides of a situation, but really you are just belittling a woman who worked really hard to accomplish what she did. You're also probably accomplishing the exact opposite of what you claim you're trying to…

"Two legs, bad."
- Greg Oden

He was the first person on the scene. There are reports that he made everything go away. So your speculation is pretty accurate.

I wonder if Vince McMahon would be undone if it was discovered he had a hand in making the charges go away? I'm not accusing him of doing so, mind you, just speculating like a typical wrestling fan.

Rob ford:

Fuck Wisconsin.

For having a Range Rover, you would think he would of, had a credit card or two. To at least chip away at that.

Other reasons why Aaron is kept separate from the other inmates:

Uh, Tim, I don't usually like pointing out Deadspin authors' stupidity here, but it's pretty clear the cut man is actually Perez.

Ooh, my favorite color!

Pretty fly for a goalie mask, but she has to get her ink re-done, because she asked for a 13 and they drew a 31.

Somebody please tell him that the bicep kiss wan't cool the first time he did it, and still isn't cool the following 100 times either.

I'm blue collar/poor white trash and the class differences are glaring. Nothing says "privilege" like a bunch of educated people over thinking every last fucking thing in the goddamned world.

No. You're bad at analogies.