A great deal of facepalm.

You seriously just wrote torsion diff instead of Torsen. I am sad.

One less informative staff member for more Beetle-based crap. Yay!

Yay. More beetles.

Did Ms. Walker find the time to belabour her point that cars are evil?

A fair point, however having what looks like a celtic cross sprayed on the rear door lends credence to this being the less salubrious swastika.

Inexplicably? Israel.

Let’s be honest, who cares what it’s called? They could have ended up with a show called Shit Sausage with a Side of Vomitus and we would all have still flocked to the bastard thing.

Beautiful cinematography, gorgeous cars, lots of talent. All of this amounts to dick with Chris Evans at the helm.

I think he happens to be a massive penis, but this video is brilliant. Yesterday I chanced upon one of these chinless wonders doing videos from Doucheball 3000 and they’re utterly unsufferable.

So I guess we’re going to have to add Foxtrot Alpha to Lanesplitter under the heading “brilliant pages Gawker killed.”

Video games or blind luck?

Nope, they’re awesome, I’m afraid I don’t agree. Actually I may even go so far as to say you’re wrong. But you get a million points for writing something this long without mentioning a fucking Beetle.

Fuck off Doucheball and the multicoloured horse you rode in on.

Good. Fuck the Douchballers and the multicoloured horses they rode in on.

Wouldn’t it be nice if I wasn’t greyed out...

Don’t mess with the Mini.

Why in blithering fuck would you go to all that (no doubt monumental) effort to transplant that horrendous dash into that car??? It makes no sense whatsoever. Crack pipe all the way, just for the dash.

Why is this person’s sanctimonious tripe still being cross-posted to Jalopnik?

I spy a couple of second and third-rate celebs for segments which don’t appear to be SIARPC. This leads me to believe they need filler. I could be wrong. I’m still right about Evans being a ginger cock socket talent vacuum though.