Constable Williamson looks so Canadian he probably sweats maple syrup.

Number six gets me very annoyed. Number two usually elicits “I don’t know, when I run out, I buy more” as an answer, which confounds and annoys.

Drop it down a couple and piss off.

Stance.

They have just as much of a right to use it as drifters in my opinion.

Motorsport?

Hell yeah. Rarer, better sleeper potential, what’s not to like?

The European spec e36 M3 was orders of magnitude better than its forbear. However I’m only too happy to perpetuate the myth that the E30 is so much better, keeps the younger ones nice and cheap.

Not so easy without a full editing suite.

People have been saying that for the last twenty years and it’s still there going strong. Pikes Peak seems to have its fair share of fatalities but nobody seems to get up in arms about that.

Immediately followed by an article with the “Alfa Romeo isn’t bringing the brown diesel manual to the USA” title.

Blah blah blah Hellcat blah blah blah.

Yes it sounds delightful. But nobody’s going to give a shit about a 510bhp 3-series competitor in Europe. 98% of this car’s sales will be the 2.0 turbo diesel. You guys in the USA might buy a few, but I doubt it. Jalopnik isn’t really a reliable cross-section of the car-buying public and I don’t think many people are…

Not sure if it’s really a safety feature but Mercedes Benz’s ENORMOUS single wiper seemed like a good idea at the time.

Not now Cato!!!

Or it could be that the last ones were poorly-assembled, hideous-looking piles of indifference.

I have no interest in presenting Top Gear. I have an interest in punching Evans in the face.

What an amazing opportunity! I’d do it just to get within punching distance of that ginger twat.

Spending the equivalent of Greece’s deficit on ridiculously overpriced waxes with lots of umlauts in the name will make your car gorgeous and the paint glass-like in its smoothness.

The Pikes Peak Escudo was brilliant. If I remember correctly if you set the front downforce to minimum and rear to maximum on PS3 it would end up with a ridiculous top speed.