Yes, we all make mistakes, true. But to all and sundry defending Clarkson's actions I ask one simple question. Would you be OK with a colleague punching a loved one in your family at work?

Let me help. Complete indifference and a good dose of boredom at all this Clarkson bollocks. Let the investigation run its course and mourn the death of Top Gear when it's official.

The joy of the return of the inline six is somewhat tempered by the knowledge that all of these snails will dampen the aural delight somewhat.

Because European performance engines moved away from OHV a long time ago. I guess its about heritage, European companies have a different approach to US ones.

I say this knowing full well that I will probably be shot on sight, but to me Drifting, while entertaining, isn't racing. Competitive? Yes, but then so is figure skating. Motorsport, most definitely, but not racing.

You know what's worse? It's a Mercedes. It's a sedan. It's not diesel. It's not brown. I expect a Jalopnik fatwa to be written post haste.

I feel left out. Marginalized. Maybe even a little bit hurt. I guess no time like the present to tell the world that one of the cars I drive is an automatic and I like it.

There sure is a lot of Drift stuff on Jalopnik lately, is there some big event coming up?

Italy never wastes an opportunity to cover itself in shit in the eyes of the world. Mr. Zanardi is one of the few people who make me proud to be an Italian. Foza Alex.

Bollocks, I knew I'd forget one!

Semantics. I see cars with stretched tyres and lowered more than they need to be and they all fit into the 'Stance' bucket. But then I'm not exactly well-versed in the idiom commonly used by backwards ballcap-wearing fuckmooks who spend good money to make cars bad.

I sense a great deal of anger. It's only an indifferently modified 190e...

The wheel/tyre combo doesn't bother me so much, more the decision to go low and cambered which has probably resulted in the car handling like a wheelbarrow full of vomit and ruining most of the bushes.

I see stupid camber on the rear. I see stretched tyres. To me that's stanced, and it's also crap.

'Stance.' No, just no.

Fuck off Elon, you and the electric horse you rode in on.

Let me procure you a dozen or so first generation Fiat Pandas and then you can make them all!

It's not a recall!

Tempramental? Perhaps. Who cares? I'm the last person on the planet! I'll exhaust all of the nice cars that nobody else can drive, I'm reasonably certain there are more of them than I will have time to drive.

It's brown.