The hood scoop and fart can are a bit of a shame, but I imagine that it's a very entertaining car to drive and I would definitely partake.

Bernie Ecclestone is very impressed.

Reason #5, rap videos.

He must be a vegeterian.

I bought mine because I found it in a garage I bought... :)

As the owner of an '83 I reply 'meh.'

Formula E can just fuck off and die.

It was going so well until the Targa.

As was en vogue for the time, the engine came with five valves per cylinder and, among other things, absolutely gorgeous intakes.

In before all the Beetle bullshit.

Quiet family man.

90% of Clarkson's quips are scripted by a very talented team of writers. However that doesn't make me like him any less, or Farah for that matter.

Y'see now I want to know who it was for the next minute...

They're orders of magnitude better than the lumps of mechanized mediocrity Fiat churns out. The US gets a bare minimum of Fiat products. I encourage you to partake of a Grande Punto, Bravo or Fiorino if you ever get the chance.

Your words hurt me so.

You and I have differing opinions of the meaning of 'good' and excellent. I'm subjected to most of those piles of refuse on a daily basis and the Punto makes a rental-spec Impala feel like a fucking Maybach.

None of those are Fiats.

I have actually and no Fiats are worth a purchase. They're all uniformly shit. But Fiat's had three quarters of crap and the obedient Italian government is ready with incentives.

It is a pity. Now Fiat will continue limping along with mediocre cars, propped up by government incentives.

Comments on the story beyond the direction the phone was held during filming will not be forthcoming. Yawn.