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And the new chief spy of the US is the former head torturer.

Have you considered just paying a fair wage and not calling them babies?

Pretty much every country that drives on the left has right hand drive. Any van sold in the UK or Japan is available RHD and perfectly safe to lean out of a window if you can’t be bothered to get out and walk a bit.

Maybe they could just uglify a Transit Connect.

There’s an awful lot of black people, sorry “Democrats” in Atlanta though, so fuck em.

There are places in the UK with no mobile signal, but a short walk outside the problem building will usually fix that.

All dates are based on refrigerated (unless it’s UHT) unopened containers.

Please note that full pay only applies to workers at restaurants run by KFC. Franchisee’s are “encouraged” to offer the same but not obliged.

 Wait till McDonald’s switches to Yodel.

Nobody knows what brexit is. Not then, not now, maybe not for years after it happens.

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As acknowledged Celeriac (I’m not posh, just British) is not the same variety as stem celery (or indeed those cultivated for celery seed - though this is often actually lovage seed rather than true celery).

You do realise that it still clogs their storage?

I know we tend to downplay the whole having an empire thing, but it was really quite big. We had lots of colonies, protectorates, spheres of influence, dependencies and dominions in the tropical regions of the globe (did the public school chaps good to fuck off abroad and get malaria for a while). Since refrigeration…

You seem to be trying to invoke a Poe’s Law defence. For future reference if your “joke” is funny you will less often find it necessary to assert that it was a joke.

Do you have any idea how many flying creatures were hunted to extinction by humans, a species that cannot fly?

“Yes they are.”

The Weimar Republic had probably the most democratic constitutions and politically engaged demos in the world. The UK had most of its police and war making powers legally concentrated in the hands of a Monarch who could be removed only by death.

The intent does in fact seem clear. Not least to the court. The excessively busy nature of most US ballots does inevitably lead to errors in proper form, but if state law prioritises the intent of the voter over the convenience of the counter (and it does in virginia), well that’s the price you pay for pretending at…