That could be because so many ‘spoons are converted banks. It confuses our queuing instinct.

I would say maybe they are British, except they gave “very good chance” an 85 when everyone knows this means “I will do all in my power to frustrate this outcome”.

fancy Mont Blank pens

This is the new VW though, old VW was the one uncle Adolf played with.

Is there some medical reason you can’t get foam on your top lip?

comparing confederate generals to George Washington

The fact you seem to be referring to cheese slices reveal you as an inadequate man. Cheese should be grated not sliced for a burger, with the burger bedding down in the fluffy nest of cheese.

None of these recipes seem to include szechuan pepper. Without that slight tingling numbness in what way can they be considered szechuan sauce? Fair enough its supposed to emulate a version pre-bastardised by McDonalds but still surely a bit of effort could be made towards ma la rather than ketchup.

Strike a pedestrian, strike the driver, go through the windscreen of another car, fly through the window of a restaurant, knock over a cyclist, the possibilities are pretty vast but the likeliest is causing further road traffic incidents as they tumble down the carriageway.

Red flashing lights next to red brake lights offers very poor contrast, especially in rain, snow or fog.

I’d argue that it’s not just their own safety. An unsecured passenger becomes a projectile in a collision.

Is this a kinja timewarp article or is this change only now happening in the US?

That picture just looks like someone badly shopped his head on.

An egg and paprika sausage omelette?

If you’re too tired after working 50 hours a week to feed your family, you probably don’t even have a lot of time or energy to phone your congressman or write to them.

It seems like this is just another reason to park facing into the flow of traffic.

In a world where we feed chickens dye it is certainly true.

In addition to a clean bowl try adding a little cream of tartar to the whites before whisking.

By the time the F-35 is even half way through fully deployed aboard US Carriers (let alone the rest of us) emphasis should have shifted to drones.

It’s paid for by households with televisions rather than each individual citizen.