It seems like only yesterday Snapchat was putting out a blackface Bob Marley filter.

I have an idea to make blockbusters more profitable-

I'm having a hard time understanding what you've written.

I also find Basketball and Soccer weird. Two sports where acting like someone shoved you is celebrated as an art form and then the offending player gets a timeout. Players that do this should be laughed out of the league.

I find it hard to believe someone works 18+ hours a day/7 days a week. And if you do, there is something really wrong with you. I’ve worked a slightly less 12hrs/day for two weeks and I wanted to kill every one in sight by the end.

No amount of success is worth having to be conscious about how often you use the bathroom.

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m the only person in the country who actually LIKES Maximum Overdrive. Now, don’t get me wrong, Citizen Kane it ain’t, but it’s fun, and I love the ending card, with the Soviet “weather satellite” that just happened to be equipped with class IV nuclear missiles.

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE is a GODDAMN national treasure and you should feel all the shames for placing it so low on the list!

You suck at making lists, are you in your 20's or something? Maximum Overdrive and Christine are fricken classics and should be much higher

Are German pancakes slightly racist? French toast? White bread? Or are we just hypersensitive, taking offense where none was intended?

I saw the movie with my grandfather who was a Marine in the pacific, and participated in several beach landings. During the D-day scene he was yelling at the screen for the soldiers to keep their guns out of the water. Kinda of makes me tear up writing that, but if it could make him flashback to thoes experiences.…

Or, I don’t know, maybe you could just watch your fucking kids? Lifeguards are not babysitters.

AAARRRRR! me thinks bad pirates they would make

Loud Wires Save Lives

Have a place for your keys. Put them there.

If I was able to write in my option, I’d pick for “90s security lines.” Cockpit doors are closed, passengers now assume hijackers want to crash the plane rather than fly to Cuba, we’re good.

I’ve got a great way to fix the TSA: Get rid of it. None of this security bullshit actually makes us any safer. It just wastes time and money.

“Younger audiences” need to be taken out back and beaten the fuck up.

“Dope ass” I guess it’s safe to say that Jalopnik has hired my 13 yr old son.