“Traditionally, the onus for preventing unwanted pregnancies has fallen on the half of the population with ovaries...”

Fantastic fear-mongering.

If your rent/mortgage isn’t the FIRST thing you are paying, you are doing it wrong.

I explained to my kids that the masks are a placebo for others so that they can feel better. Since my kids don’t have it, they aren’t spreading it, and they understand that.  My kids also understand statistics and probability, so they know that the masks are silly, too. But they wear them in stores so people don’t…

“Given that we’re all a little hesitant...”

And I still don’t feel bad for a single attendee of this event.

Excellent scare tactics in this article.

The hand/thumb placement for the 3&2 are identical as are the 4&5
 ...how does that help?

YouTube. It’s on YouTube. Why the need for an entire article? Ugh.

Better yet, only budget money you actually have. Don’t budget money you MIGHT have. 

YNAB (You Need A Budget)
 - Try it, you’ll love it. ynab.com

Why do you need an entire article to say “YouTube?”

“Remind them why we’re staying distanced”

You shop somewhere else, that’s what you do.

“But we don’t live in a world where all lives matter”

Did we need an entire article to simply say “YouTube?”

A sporting event with no fans in attendance is silly. That’s the ONLY reason they are there...to entertain fans.

Why is it stressful?  Go to the store, pick out your groceries, pay, go home.

Or, even better...don’t overdraft.

Nothing because I understand statistics.