Did we need an entire article to simply say “YouTube?”

A sporting event with no fans in attendance is silly. That’s the ONLY reason they are there...to entertain fans.

Why is it stressful?  Go to the store, pick out your groceries, pay, go home.

Or, even better...don’t overdraft.

Nothing because I understand statistics.

No. They will be fine. And we’ll be fine. Statistically speaking, you aren’t gonna get it.

The odds of getting it are so incredibly slim, this really won’t be an issue for the vast majority of Americans.

Or, and it might be a wacky idea, go to the grocery store more often.  Improve your chances of finding some TP.

Nothing...because this looks stupid.

Not likely...

Don’t bother with a list.  They likely won’t have what you are looking for. Make your menu as you go using what they have.

You Probably Aren’t Going to Get COVID-19.

Try not overwashing your hands...

Try not overwashing your hands...

I think that’s EXACTLY how it works.

Only if you don’t understand basic math.

There is no polite way.  If you decline a handshake you are saying “I’m a jerk.”

Here’s the menu I gave my kids:

Didn’t know email was that difficult so that it needed an article...

I believe we learned that it’s stupid and you look stupid doing it.

“...more than half of white adults still think it’s “always,” “sometimes” or at least occasionally acceptable to use blackface (incorrect). The same percentage of black adults say it’s never acceptable (correct).”