I'm a woman and I'm constantly aware of my breasts. I notice them when I try to cross my arms like I used to, when I need to rush somewhere like across the road, whenever I hug someone, and so on. They're big fuck-off sacs of fat, you notice them, and if you're a woman who says you don't you're flat or a liar.

Most authors DO discuss mens' appearances and rate it. "Unconventionally handsome" is one phrase that gets thrown around a lot.