@Turkeyslam: 'cause this is what it's like WHEN WORLDS COLLLIIIIDDDEEE

All hail Quicksilver!

I just hooked this up and gave it a shot. It works...sort of. The velocity sensitivity needs some work, especially with the snare. The red pad is the quietest on the whole kid, and I'm not sure if it's just my setup (I've tinkered with it before) or OSCulator's fault.

@T-Gawk: Well said, sir.

@Leisureguy: Whoa. You're THE leisureguy. It is truly an honor.

@bededog: +1

@Joe Attardi: No, I could care less. At the moment I do like seeing my play count statistics, which get wonky when iTunes goes on doing its own thing.

@Prairie Moon: Except technically it's pronounced "sbeeten".

@FaustianSlip: My mom used to put up a Hanukkah bush.

I'm assuming #10 is mostly for people who accidentally or otherwise unplug their headphones whilst something is playing and are worried about noise more than the song they're on. I don't know whether it's magic or not, but my Mac seems to keep two volume profiles going - one for the level it's at pre-phones, one for…

@Bubbleman!: The day the Jets left the Great White North, the hockey gods curled their fists in rage.

Looks to easy, but I'd do it.

Though somewhat unrelated, I appreciate Lifehacker's showcasing of various Instructables highlights. Saves me having to check one more website, since generally LH picks good ones.

The key to maintaining this thing is the zamboni contraptions, imho. A scraper won't do much but knock off layers; the zamboni will actually make the surface relatively smooth.

It's definitely easier to get approved here or on Giz than Deadspin...there's some sort of sports milieu I just don't fit into it seems.

@bobofish: My wife and I love Revere. We got lucky enough to find a double-boiler at a yard sale for $5. I would have paid full price for it.

@Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians.: Ahh, lime. Knew I was forgetting something.

Now they can try to add Dick "I Swear I'm Not a Zombie" Jauron to the mix.

And I hear George Brett recently picked up this new game called "poker".

@MrTaco: Pea soup not included. #masswepray