For the last time, missionary position does not count as Bible study.

I’m only there for new bible study partners!

What about Craigslist? That looks like an adventure.

Mad white chicks tried to holler at me on Black Planet.

Just lie better than everyone else.

You know there is some kinky stuff on Christian Mingle.

Really?

I did the eHarmony profile, and the science seemed to be right on, however, I had NO matches in 2008. Same for 2012, the last time I tried. Really? None? Nada? Zip? I always wondered if it was because I suitably subservient or something. How much of their religion goes in to their matching?

The dating version of Gary, Indiana? LOL Though I might try Match one day. Just don’t diss me because I’m dark skinned bruh. :)

Trust me, mingle got some sinners!

I did. Twice. No judgement...ended up drinking half a bottle Crown Royal Apple in his front seat after a date. It was lit!

Like calling Uber to see if they’ll actually show up

Is bae still around? It’s like tinder but specifically for poc. It’s been awhile since I needed the dating apps so idk what happened to it.

Plenty of people (Read women) use the app to meet people.

I got why you did it :-)

Avid online dater here! I liked Match because you paid for it. So, most men were taking it seriously. I paid for 6 months, got 6 months free (did this twice) and found men up my ally.

I tried the online thing (with Match, actually) about two and a half years ago. I don’t have the patience for it.

How many dates have you been on, player? Also, what are you doing with a 27 year old in Atlanta? We old. The only thing you are going to to do with a 27 year old in Atlanta is hooking up with her Florida Evans looking ass mama.

Not to brag or anything but I’ve garnered much attention from online apps. I’ve gone on several dates...and several second and third dates. I’m pretty attractive, about 250 pounds...but maybe I’ve just had good experiences and results because I seriously filter and weed out who I respond to and allow to take me out.…

Lawd, where were you when my “friends” suggested I sign up for POF? They warned me it was hood af but I was simply NOT PREPARED for the amount of pure, unadulterated ratchetry that invaded my life. I live in Dallas, so imagine messages from dudes with shags, gold grills, flashing money in profile pics, tall tee’s,…