11. When he has to go back and explain what he said we are “misconstruing” what he said. Like black folks can’t see a shuck and jive from a mile away! But we don’t get him because, “he’s not like other black people!”

Are you pulling my leg? Just click on the word “Harrison” that will explain it.

This whole list coulda just been: Straight Black dude that proudly claims to only date interracially (but really only Japanese and blonde white women).

Wait........what is this blasphemy about brushing/combing one’s hair backwards? I didn’t know black (men) exist with this inclination lol!

I mean...

no

They should just put it next to Four Loko. It’s trash.

I also love a good few shots of fireball Damon. You’re not alone lol

I had no clue until the USVI tourism woman told me to see how much my friends would pay for it & buy some!

For those prices, that shit better come with filet mignon...

“Because Hennessy tastes like ATM runs at 3 a.m. Hennessy tastes like puddle water and penitence. Hennessy tastes like it should be called “Omarosa.””

Black people drink Fireball?

Hustler!!

That’s the only thing Black people ask for when you say you’re going n a cruise.

Or Fireball whiskey...but all of this is accurate

*Takes seat*

This is everything! Thank you for taking the time to write this and offer a window into your personal space. Sadly, though WE didn’t need a White man to validate this movement, White allies have been (and continue to be) detrimental to our movements.

Thank you for sharing this!

My wrists too skinny for them big faces )-:

You trolling us. This was all just an excuse to show off that watch (which is absolute fire btw).