“Narcoleptic Shaft”

I’ve never watched NCIS or its spinoff a day in my life, but whenever I see the commercials for each show, I feel the urge to rub ointment on my knees and drink an Ensure. I also say to myself, “I’m glad LL is working”.

You out

Condie Rice too. Both of them have responded to this with advice that, as if by some remarkable coincidence, places exactly no responsibility upon Trump or the Republican Party.

it’s wild here in the PNW. How do people live in NYC/Cali?

The BEST (and btw this is mr. steal from the old site, get me out the grays) was the Popeye’s organization robbery-thwarting

Thanks Ben Carson. I just need to love the people that think I am not a human until they give up. Oh wait, we’ve been trying that for 400 years. Spoiler alert: It didn’t work.

He should just watch USA all day and eat his Benzo laced apple sauce when Candy gives it to him.

They all have the same look. It does not age well. It doesn’t even age, just withers.

Everything except for Drake is excellent here

Because alcohol was a means to an end (getting drunk or drawers). Example - folks shoot tequila when it’s actually meant to be sipped (and I only learned that a few years ago). It doesn’t help that quality liquor is an investment most cannot make.

NO. Even as a zombie, Liv is 1 billion times cuter than Conway

Janet Jackson though? Whispery arse Janet? I guess

Macy Gray has that Brown Liquor voice. She definitely qualifies.

and one more brown liquor song for the aunties:

One time for the gawdess Macy Gray. I know she doesn’t fit the criteria but everybody knows the words to “I Try”.

Agreed. For the ladies - and I think it’s apropos given her name - I have Woman to Woman by Shirley Brown. You gotta have some brown before making that kind of call.

Great selection of records. Though you could have just said “the entire D’Angelo discography”, I understand GMG has word counts you have to meet. It’s a great selection of records though.

She is one mugshot away from.looking like a “Faces of Meth.”