Are you out of the greys now?

Peeks in.....

Did I make it?

Grey is the new black

I feel like we’re in a house with white carpeting. Mandatory to take off your shoes but you’re insecure about potential food odor. You don’t wanna break anything but everyone wants you to do that dance you used to do for their amusement.

I think the job application has a space to describe how you prefer to harass your coworkers on it and you get bonus points for descriptions.

AKA the Shaggy defense. It does not usually end well. See: Ailes, O’Reilly, et al.

It’s lawyerspeek. He doesn’t RECALL sending the dickpicks and does not BELIEVE he sent them, but he doesn’t actually say he did not send them.

It’s why they invented Tinder, gah.

“Sometimes I accidentally take pictures of my half erect penis. And then I accidentally send them to women. What, like you’ve never taken inadvertent pics of your feet before? THIS IS EXACTLY THE SAME THING.”

At this rate we’re gonna need an Onion headline like “Fox News Host Accused of Respecting Women”

This fuckstick’s pink beetle shots are going to cost Fox a pretty penny. I can’t stop laughing over this, especially cuz this belligerent dipshit was just talking more shit about Obama a day ago...

Yyyup. You send a picture of your dick to a bunch of women you aren’t going to forget it. Saying “nnnoooo... I don’t think that was me...” is saying “yep, that’s my dick!” in no uncertain terms.

Look, he “believes” he didn’t do it. Is that not good enough!?

“Let me check Evernote...”

Not a good idea, but it does make the “Who’s a bigger dick at Fox?” easier to judge.

He’s now been suspended by Fox.

Fuck’s Friends on Twitter are defending him against this “liberal slander.” Go look if you want your head to explode. That whole organization needs to go up in flames

How could you not remember sending a dick pic unless you do it so much you forget who you sent them to?

“I have a very busy schedule! I can’t recall every instance of harassment during the course of my work week...”