Not enough barf.

Nobody cares

That’s “Hynde,” and picking your “team” between them is not now, nor was ever, a thing of any kind.

As an actual German, I think you’re being had.

Not everyone is down to cave.

I see your "not knowing what a sapiosexual is" and raise you one "I don't know who Mark Ronson is."

Isn’t it legal to accurately print the headline, “Pennsylvania Priest Charged with Child Rape, Placed on Leave”? Even if he is innocent (fat chance), the newspaper only stated that he was charged and made no allusion to the truth of the accusation.

I love the dictionary!! I mean, who knew that you spell “shade” m-e-r-r-i-a-m-w-e-b-s-t-e-r?

Vary staybl geneus.

Turns out prison was JUST what the doctor ordered. We should offer more rapists this path to wellness!

I mean, he was picked to pair with Obama particularly for his ability to calm racist white folks who were scared of Obama.

I’m officially boycotting a show I never watched in the first place. 

I’m shocked this post wasn’t relegated to the grays for all eternity.

People invite a bullshitter to spew their bullshit and are outraged when the bullshit is spewed?

The additional tax burden might have diminished the elation, but not one of the recipients was worse off for having been given a fucking car.

Also, bees! </obligatory>

OhMyGod, Karen.

If Lauren’s letter wasn’t enough to convince anyone that she is indeed white, the fact that she had the nerve to reply back making a dig about not having received a reply (as though she were entitled to one) should remove all doubt.

Bring back shorty shorts on male athletes! Thank you.

I long for the short shorts of the 80s to come back into tennis fashion