Congrats! My fried brain read your screen name as noodle-oodle-oodle which is a better name but congrats on your house! 

Hahha the hastag #bretbug has a ton of tweets :)

Nothing about this article i don’t love! Some highlights for me:

I love that none of us know who most of them are but we’re all still here like flies on shit.

Also, gigi and bella hadid shouldn’t stand next to each other, this photo is terrifying

Just here to say that Tainy (??) in that too-big-for-him suit looks like when my dad sent me to school dress up day when I was 7 wearing a long trenchcoat of my mum’s with my violin case, a trilby and sunglasses. I was a 1930s mobster!

Joanna, by the Grace of God, Queen of Jerusalem and of Sicily, Duchess of Apulia, Princess of Capua, and Countess of Provence, Forqualquier, and Piedmont!

Starred for the coronated mini rant. You’re mostly right, but I found this:

I like ‘wears too many pant suits’. I hadn’t thought about it, but what does warren wear? 

I remember saying to my dad when I was about 20 that I thought condoleeza rice was charismatic, and he was like, huh? she’s super school marm ish.

This is so so true. 

Out of interest, who would you like to see on the ticket bc you think they could beat trump?

fwiw i think warren is good-looking.

This is what annoys me about a lot of anglo public spheres: the anti-intellectualism. I think it is a qualifying feature of a person that wants to run the fucking country that they should know their shit way better than me and be able to lay it out for me. But US americans, uk people, canadians, NZ’ers, are all like,…

haha, well tell us some of your bone-head thoughts anyway. We white dudes don’t need to wait to be interviewed!

I love this comment :) all the stars, and good on ya for having those come-backs ready for your dope of a supervisor.

wait what??? a mentor told you ‘everyone finds you offputting’? what the fuck even is that as a comment?? That person was a garbage mentor.

Preach!

I think it was nice of you to tell your mother that, even if you thought it might hurt her feelings, because she needed to hear it. And it sounds like you did it in a way that was nice enough for her to be able to take it on board.

it feels like we’re going backwards at high velocity. it’s terrifying.