burn it off with liquid nitrogen. pour it straight into your urethra.

I don’t think the new eps are a major force. 

how many seasonses are they up to now?

what’s that sarah palin lady doing these days? remember when she coulda been Veepe?

Ya beby

That’s fine, we had 1 bathroom in the 4 bedroom house I grew up in. ctfo.

you don’t!

oh wow oh wow SO GOOD thank you.

I have been digging your replies in this thread a whole lot but this one just pushed me over the edge. I snorted, and my colleagues all looked. Thanks, you made my day.

I really don’t wanna have to watch biden and trump debating each other, the senility onslaught would be too sad and intense.

Well no, left and right are moer or less objective - if the most left wing person is a centrist, because there is no left wing candidate, they are still a centrist. They don’t become left wing just because left wing views are not being expressed in your current political sphere.

she looks like she’s a idiot

except that the kinja account with which you engage in online discussions is social media, and you are consuming an article about ‘influencers’ arguably written by an influencer.... some days you just wish you hadn’t learned what you learned.

i love wreaking because it is actually cognate with working, and its past participle is wrought.   

is jerry seinfeld creepy? oh what now??? I think he’s a jerk but i like his comedy I don’t want him to be creepy :(

‘twice screams pattern’ would be a good placard at a protest about this, if we get to that point.

It’s pretty creepy but its legal in the EU.

1. you have to be 18 to bang in califorina?

how come?

i had to look at that for too long before i got it.