te ves vulgar

not for the unborn - arguably not yet a person. no death for non-persons!

the distain is palpable and i am here for it 100%

butt herpes.  and incurble impotence that doesn’t respond to viagara.

serious question, if donald rump managed a kfc - like he was actually the duty manager in a ball cap and greasy shirt - would you eat there?

I know and not even hot any more can we just cancel him alreday? that revenant thing was some BS

it is at the top.

I mean, if supermodel means famous person that incidentally does modelling, then sure.

Either he has a mild boner or its fake.

poor piggies. I am a meat eater but I have cut my pork intake waaay back because every time i’m about to buy it i thin of the pigs. I love pigs more than I love the taste of bacon, mostly.

I dunno why poeple are hating on this guy. Every time he went to the app he uses for work, there was a dumbass popup saying ‘hey give us your opinion’; It was not clear at all that his name would ten be featured in a newspaper ad. i’ve done this myself many times - ignore ignore ignore ignore ok fucking fine ‘here’s…

Starred for

maybe her tits are cold. 

sure, jan.

her dad was a nouveau rich twat bag and i guess that was that years poncy girl name of choice. her mum is probably french but this is not a name a normal french chick would have. its a try hard look at how classy we are kinda name.

don’t they have that little red wiggly line when they mistype? i mean come on jez, technology can be your bff if you let it.

can we just take a moment to appreciate that this happened in the mimsy-as-fuck sounding community of fucking “cupcakes and cashmere”. that couldn’t sound any more retchmakingly twee if it tried. its good to see that the people behind that asshattery are these egotistical fucktards. #teamnoone 

i think that line is just some phatic communion. they don’t really have anything of interest to say (there really isn’t anything interesting to say about the fact that you’ll have a/some kids, it happens all the time and is totally mundane.)

they do if they’re such vacuuous morons that they partake of internet mom culture. Fucking get a hobby, ladies.

um, I was a boy and have lots of little boys in my life and they are not peeing outside of the toilet.