who would?

Same. This article feels like a particularly challenging comprehension test written by someone who is trying to hijack the english language and manipulate it for their own foul ends.

hehe cute :)

hehe nice walkback ;)

what’s going on in that pic? 

yeah and how about they get off your lawn while they do it???

sauce?

Mine will say:

maybe try kindness?

Don’t see your replies to the many many comments that show why your take is dogshit. So maybe.. shut up?

As a person who knows what an irish accent sounds like, i pray god that only irish women will be cast in irish woman roles from now on. it is FUCKING PAINFUL to hear people butchering accents. and it happens all the time.  

True! I only have one thing from Ikea and it’s actually a really decent bed frame which doesn’t look ikea-y and  i got as a trade for an upright piano i had bought for 50€  A good portion of my furniture was found on the street (theres loads of good solid stuff on the streets of Brussels.) hooray! (I’m 38)

yeah, what are you a woman or sthg. sheesh. dumby.

Or they grew up in France where most publishers just have identical covers for all their books. Well this is changing now, but when i studied there at the turn of the century it was hard to tell. They just have a random exceprt from the book on the back cover but like, how does that help???? sheesh.

seems like we disagree. that’s okay!

Nothing about the article or the other comments lead me to think I’d be reading verbatim the entire, extremely harrowing text exchange. 

uh, no. no it is not.

The point is that the intention is to belittle, which is clearly the case here.

for real, “i think this presidential candidate would like to take cocks up his butt but he’s too uptight to try it” in a national publication? wtaf.

You’ve totally missed the point. This is not about some unsuspecting person being shocked to read about suicide. it’s about someone who is suicidal being pushed over the edge by this irresponsible posting.