Something interesting I learned today in regards to the LeBron/MJ debate: Jordan didn’t win a single playoff series or even lead the Bulls to a winning record until Scottie Pippen showed up.

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In soccer terms, no.

I don’t know what he’s talking about. The Super Bowl is every Feb., and the NCAA tourney is every March.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Considering the last minute of Game 1 of the Finals, this doesn’t even crack the top 500 (string of expletive) rants involving Cleveland in the last 3 days.

“No, it’s not accurate. I don’t know who the (bleep) said that. That (bleep) is (bleep). Whoever said that (bleep) is (bleep). That’s all I have to say, man.”

...that’s a different sport

I was pulled over for speeding once in Delaware. The cop looked at my license and said, “You can go back to New York and drive like a maniac and kill people, but not here in Delaware.”

Great, here come the Delaware truthers...

Holy shit. He actually brought fucking MRA Kermit to talk to his players? Imagine having to sit there and listen to a fucking toothpick, who has been emasculated by fucking literal toddlers talk to you about the fucking masculine narrative of football and how kids today just need to clean their room and listen to…

He called her and said, “did you do this?” or “oh fuck, they caught you!”

The tweets came from: INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Yeah, we’re still not gonna watch your precious Canadian Stick Soccer.

Seems like as good a time as any for this classic

“Adjusting” to tell your team to stop taking wide open three (when that is one of the things that they are supposed to do best) is like Zap Brannigan yelling at the ships in his fleet to “stop exploding, you cowards!” Sometimes the outcome is beyond your control, even if you are employing the proper strategy.

Seriously...the NBA is rigging it so we get CLEVELAND vs OAKLAND every year? That’s some 5D chess right there...

MJ: greatest guard of all time.

Lebron doesn’t get this reference, he has no idea who Mario Chalmers is. You gotta call him “dumbass ‘Rio” if you want him to get it.

“It’s not a name call—you a bum,” James said. “Me and my friends call each other that all the time. I’m not his friend, though.”