I love how perennial “fuddy duddy” franchises like the Giants and Packers get exempted from this bullshit by wearing glorified throwback/whited versions of their normal looks.

I imagine this is a nightmare for players like Russell Wilson who don’t see color at all.

“HE LOOKED MOWA LIKE ‘STATEN ISLAND’ CUZ HE WAS GAHBAGE!”

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

I honestly do not understand how anyone wouldn’t love Cam. I’m biased but ffs, he’s an adorable human who loves kids, gives back to the community, is unabashedly joyful and also is entertaining as hell to watch play. What am I missing.

A USC player did something unethical?? Well now I've seen everything.

If your QB has three kneecaps he doesn’t have one.

To paraphrase one of the guys who writes for ESPN’s Undefeated section, they only started calling Ali a ‘great guy’ when he could no longer speak.

The guy the Broncos said, “No, go ahead, you take him. We’ll just go with Mark Sanchez.”

Holy shit.

Burke you've been to the Backer? In a reporting capacity? God rest your soul. I wouldn't go near that place sober if I had a gun to my head.

TWEET like nobody is watching

In the end, it turns out that we are the real dick monsters.

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

1999? None of those players was even in the NFL yet.

It’s not that Simmons was correct, it’s the general tone of the entire article. He didn’t go into why he thought Love was a better player than Mayo by breaking down each players strengths and weaknesses other than the fact that Love throws into outlet passes because he studies the game while calling out Mayo for…

Right and none of them are black like the American Red Cross tolld me.

In fact, in the early days of the sport among the upper echelons of British society, the proper term for the sport was “Soccer”. Not only that, but the sport being referred to as “Soccer” preceded the first recorded instance of it being called by the singular word “Football” by about 18 years.

@ClueHeywood: I thought you were going to say "the Panthers'."