is there anyone actually in charge around here? 

The “an” before a consonant sound breaks my brain every time. I’m seeking help from an therapist.

G/O Media Inc’s websites have really been struggling with generating content since Trump got kicked out of office.

Jeez, whats so awful about chipotle?  it’s fine, especially when you consider the alternatives at its price point. 

Going forward I’m just going to picture you as Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons. 

Let’s take a minute to remember the only *good* Star Wars/Car marketing stunt.  

Jaysusfuckingchrist, Bill is 65. 65 is not old. If you’re 22, maybe. If you’re 76, like me, 65 is not old. Sit down, punk.

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

When was the last time the UAW made an argument in good faith?

The only thing dumber than VW’s “Voltswagen” April Fool’s joke is the SEC investigation VW for their “Voltswagen” April Fool’s joke. Except maybe for anyone who speculated on VW’s stock price based on their very dumb “Voltswagen” April Fool’s joke.

Here is a car I encountered while I was in Italy.  It is a PT Cruiser hearse.   What does it have in common with the “MG”?  I wouldn’t be caught dead in either one.  :-)

See, that’s a quitter’s approach. He could have taken up motorcycling & received a disabled parking permit almost immediately afterwards.

if only people saw trucks as tools and functional vehicles instead of dick extensions.

depends on what you mean by audacious, and startup...

...because in my experience we almost never actually do. It’s like a Betteridge’s Law for online magazine sites...

What we really need to talk about is the overuse of “We Need To Talk About...” as an internet trope...

If a civil engineer designed that instead of structural engineer, that would explain the lack of any reinforcing. 

I really like the authority that opens with

Both true and philosophically deep.

Because it is there to be conquered.