Both true and philosophically deep.

Because it is there to be conquered.

If you go back to the Grand Wagoneer’s heyday, it often shared the garage with a BMW, Mercedes, etc. They were luxury SUV’s.

Wow, they’re pretty quick to finger the neighbor for it, but I guess the evidence does point to him.

Did it take the fire department four hours to put out the fire from that crash?  Was there nobody in the driver’s seat?  Can you see how the two are different?

The Marketeers’s job is supposed to be to help us navigate this Market, to make clear which product is which and for what purpose.

I dunno, that tree seemed to be saying “F You” rather quickly...

I’d like to nominate the East Longmeadow Rotary.

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This kind of recognition snubbing pisses me off so much. We weren't making fun my good man, we impressed with the size of your problem and the size of your determination. You did it, just like you said you would. Well done.

And there is the fact that if you list it for what you really want everyone wants you to step down from that. List it higher and “bargain” down. It’s a stupid game, but it’s the game you play when you sell shit.

Rolex has done the same thing with customizers and won because the customized product wasn’t different enough and were legitimately seen by some as OEM Rolex watches. Porsche just did it with a homage car that was so well done by Singer that they were getting calls asking how to get “on the list” for it.  

Brabus has agreements with Mercedes-Benz.

I just stole your comment. 

I am a 5 time jeep owner including commando, scrambler and wrangler unlimited and I HATE scowlly grill.

I want one with the black, swoopy decal thingy.

And high turnover is often a sign that the owner/management company sucks.

I’ve seen apartment complexes that do this. It’s often a sign that there’s high resident turnover. They’re constantly having to pull in new renters, so they want the cars to look nice so people aren’t turned off when they tour the apartment.

he could give EVERY US citizen a million dollars and would still be a multi-millionaire

I have to confess I have a soft spot for the swoopy C3. Especially the latter version with the wrap-around rear glass.