I prefer grifter myself

Call me old-fashioned, but I find the word ‘influencer’ to be unnecessary when we already had the word ‘shill’, which was a perfectly good word for the exact same thing.

The funny thing is, if a black person works their ass off to get into a school, racists will yell about affirmative action. MEANWHILE.........

Fun fact about Trump’s pal and owner of the New England Patriots, Robert Kraft -

Plus, Kelly’s motivation is clearly power and torture (and whatever else) rather than lust. Libido-killing shots doesn’t cure an abuser, especially not one running a god damned sex cult.

The only person who would hire him is Trump.

How to get disbarred: Gleefully break client privilege and expose some of their of medical information in the very next sentence.

Yeah....this asshole is making the assumption that the desire to hurt and control people is connected to desire to have sex and ability to have an erection.

I am absolutely horrified and offended by this lawyer. Attorney-client privilege is beyond essential to what we do, and this shit is why some of our clients don’t trust us. Fuck this guy. Fuck him. I’m so livid. It’s beyond unethical. You don’t want the case? Don’t fucking take the case then. No one made you - you’re…

I’ll tell you a secret: I had him go to a doctor to get shots, libido-killing shots. That’s why he didn’t get arrested for anything else.”

When I read that, I was like “that’s it? That’s how you assuage your guilty conscience for getting this guy off for raping a child, and making a lot of money for doing it?”

“ He was guilty as hell!.... I’ll tell you a secret: I had him go to a doctor to get shots, libido-killing shots.”

Exactly. I mean the depths of his insecurity are on display for everyone now. She ought to just say deuces and keep it moving.

No need to brine he’s already salty enough

Christian purity culture is absolute bullshit. I was raised in it and it does a ton of damage. Especially to girls. 

You know, its actually kind of refreshing to see some members of the Y chromosome set be the ones with the purity rings and the weird hangups for once?

We’re gonna need a bigger crock pot.

In this case, if we eat the rich, we’ll definitely need to marinate and slow-cook in liquid. That guy looks hella stringy.

It’s quite remarkable, really, if you don’t consider the horror of it.

And Trump’s magical knack of choosing the absolute worst person for every position continues unabated...