It’s super strenuous when you have to reach over to your dad’s bootstraps.

Right?! Like, yeah, drinking too much sometimes does have consequences, but we should be able to hold people to standards. Like, yeah, it can be easier to rape someone if they are very drunk, but we should hold the expectation that it is bad to take advantage of people when they are not fully aware of their…

Not enough stars.

She moves to a cave on Mars, closing her eyes and putting her fingers in her ears for good measure.

This is such turd bullshit. I could probably avoid getting hit by a drunk driver by never again taking to the streets for any reason—but if I were to be hit by a drunk driver while out and about, it wouldn’t be my fault.

The irony of a woman of Indian descent holding women responsible for being raped. How do you justify what happens to the modestly dressed, perfectly sober women who are raped and murdered Ms Rao?

she and a co-author “suggested that minority students were getting an unfair advantage by having special deans devoted to helping them.”

“I’ve been to a lot of fraternity parties on this campus. It has always seemed self evident to me that even if I drank a lot, I would still be responsible for my actions. A man who rapes a drunk girl should be prosecuted. At the same time, a good way to avoid a potential date rape is to stay reasonably sober. And…

I know there’s probably no legitimate reason, but I wish our border guards could stop him from entering. “Nope, go use your own healthcare, Ayn Rand.”

It turns out being a huge dick is a lot more strenuous than having one. 

I’m an ortho tech, and I’ve seen people recover from MULTIPLE bullet wounds with bone breaks fast than that.

Think he got that hernia from pulling them bootstraps too hard?

Paul is STILL recovering from his injuries from being tackled on grass 14 months ago by a 58 year old neighbor who is 5'6" and weighs 140 lbs?! What the fuck is he made from? Waterford crystal? bone china?

Please don’t forget their attempts to rehome an elderly cat on Twitter because they were trying to procreate. He’s a douche. (So is she, to be fair.)

oh honey his 3rd wife is a fetus right now

Sooooo, would it be too early in the proceedings to say that I’m already eagerly awaiting the divorce announcement?  That and a warning for any 19-year-olds interested in being wife #3 should probably start getting ready now.

I certainly don’t think she ought to have been denied health care. I’m on disability; I have several medical needs which wouldn’t be covered by anything except Medicare, or another non-private system.

he wasn’t attacked BECAUSE he was a senator. Mr. Paul was not engaging in Senatorial duties. It just seems so excessive.

Federal court?