Yeah, let’s all act offended that a Dominican born brown man offered up a stereotypical depiction of other brown people that white people have been perpetuating for like 500 years. If you’re wondering where Pedro Martinez learned that caricaturization from, it’s most likely from cartoons and movies made by white men…

Professionalism or not, being BFFs with Scalia is highly suspect.

If it is possible/real Mark Cuban will absolutely make this investment. I have never seen someone get so much glee out of the demise of Trump except maybe Hillary.

Here’s what’s frustrating about this: We already knew he was a racist. He’s already dehumanized black americans, latino americans, muslim americans. He’s a racist.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Plus who’s going to speak up for a mime when they don’t speak up for anyone else?

Actually first they came for the mimes but everyone was pretty okay with that.

I heard the same thing from my fry oil guy, Peanut Pat. He sells peanut oil but he’s allergic to peanuts. Has to inject himself with one-a dem epic pens 6 or 7 times a day. Good guy though.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

#3 #3 #3 are you LISTENING RHODE ISLAND, # fucking 3! I’m not sure there are 5 people in this damn state that get that one.

People won’t be as upset about this when they realize he was planning to use all the parts of any Buffalo he got.

They employ students to swipe other students in, sure. They don’t employ students to don hairnets and braise 200 chicken thighs.

Like I told the other guy, not the weight lifting benches, I mean actual benches. My gym has them by the racquetball courts for people that want to watch or are taking a break/waiting their turn in a match.

None of this changes the fact that a sandwich shop without pickles is no longer a sandwich shop, and purporting to be one is a lie.

Nope. If you’re running a sandwich shop, and you run out of pickles, you are obligated to close up shop for the day.

A few thoughts:

I’m still stunned every time someone says they eat Subway.