https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-approves-first-covid-19-vaccine

This opens up the market for my Freedom Dressing. It’s overly sweet, oily, orange, and has never been found in L’Hexagone either.

If you can’t make a joke without punching down on somebody, maybe you don’t need to be in “comedy.” 

who would be so dumb to fall for......

If you think this is bad wait until you find out about the vast majority of industrialized animal agriculture all around the world.

Tell me, Milker Anderson... what good is cud if you’re unable to chew?

If you can’t get it off without sandblasting, it’s not coming off onto your food.

Nope, it’s definitely moonshine.  A lot stronger than average rum.

strike slip

Hey! This is a family website!

Oh oh! I AM a geologist and sometimes I cycle...count me in!

I think you’re right. People don’t like admitting something they were taught was wrong because they seem to equate it with being told they were stupid to have believed it in the first place.

The classification for planets came about because of a minor crisis in Astronomy. We were finding a bunch of stuff that looked a lot like Pluto (like Eris and Haumea) that were kinda planets, but also kinda not. Also poor Ceres was excluded from the club even though it was awful similar to Pluto. So It was either make…

Pretty sure the only thing that is going to make some people happy is if they define a planet as the “things I was taught were planets when I was ten”. 

As a geologically active individual (I once listened to an audiobook about limestone while using a rowing machine), I guess I also qualify as a planet.

I’ve been making the same argument right here for years.
Kinja is a peer-reviewed publication right?

Even Uber-Swede Stellan Skarsgård hates surströmming:

Which actor do you think they’ll use for the Hannibal pic in the eventual slideshow?

Gotta admit; saw the pics and first thought the article was about ice cream scoops. Was super disappointed because a hot pink ice cream scoop would be sweet.

Gotta admit; saw the pics and first thought the article was about ice cream scoops. Was super disappointed because a…