(Image is screencapped from https://www.walmart.com/browse/health/sexual-wellness/wd-40/976760_1414629/YnJhbmQ6V0QtNDAie on 2021-12-09.)

I understand that aging wine makes it taste better,

UK.  The jet will become a giant chip.  Or, if flying far north enough, a giant deep-fried Mars bar.

You can read the full story, with all its legal shenanigans, at IGN. ( https://www.ign.com/articles/stolen-gun-kalashnikov-oceanic-mp-155-ultima-ward-b )

Catch is easy. Find is hard.

Won’t work. For the 2020 cull, there were 750 hunters, working for ten days. They got 80 snakes.

Okay, but if we want to move it in ton lots, we may have to pack it in methamphetamine.

“We eat shrimp as a delicacy, but they’re basically the cockroaches of the sea”: It’s true.

Building on that, the OSHA page itself : https://www.osha.gov/laws-regs/regulations/standardnumber/1910/1910.1028AppA

Did the text walk quickly past H.P. Lovecraft while holding a hand to the side of its head as a blinker?

Dang it, the term of art is “negative space wedgie.”

My “You will be missed.  Still, onwards and upwards!” was inadequate before, and isn’t better the second time around.  But I still mean it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu

(From http://web.archive.org/web/20200221233035/http://creebobby.com/timestable.html .)

Yeah, I miss Carmageddon, too.

“With the blowfish chips, don’t be afraid, don’t be ginger,” advises Scherer.

“one of the most nutrient-rich and ductile resources on the planet.”

I’m not familiar with that. Reading the Wikipedia page, though, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SawStop , it looks like Bosch introduced the same feature via technology-they-said-was-different around 2015—stopped by a judgement that said Bosch’s tools DID infringe some of the patents.

You’ll be missed.  Still, onwards and upwards!

Feeling a bit silly for yelling at the clerk that it was clearly an apricot rather than a plum.