An ant pushing an Abrams takes SOME of the load off the engine. But in this case, a not atypical truck engine—a Cummins X12—generates around 250-383 kW. Humans run about 100W, although “an elite cyclist can produce close to 400 watts of mechanical power over an hour and in short bursts over double that — 1000 to 1100…

Stephan “Pink” Slime.

As I grow older and begin worrying about my mortality, I understand why people have children: who else will bother to remember you after you’re dead?

To walk behind a truck that’s making it up a hill under its own power?  Yep.

Detach the seat, you idi--oh, never mind.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/business/2018/12/11/the-grueling-messy-and-lucrative-work-lobster-processing/4sw0iiP0IXyaZYI1e9lPCK/story.html

I think more people would prepare roast bee if it were easier to fit the apple into its mouth.

Real British detectives aren’t coke-addled competent blowhards.

It would seem a diagram is called for. But I suspect they’re all copyrighted, and commissioning a new one would be expensive, so I’d bet editorial said to do without one.

ITS GOT THE RIGHT NUMBER OF LEGS DOESNT IT

A Cuisinart makes good one-ingredient peanut butter—roasted unsalted peanuts are available from https://www.nutstop.com/ —but cleaning it afterwards is a headache.

Good rule.

In Atlus’ Persona games, for instance, a female character had better be a blood relative, elderly, or a talking cat if they want to stay out of the romantic vortex.

Where the heck are “Hyena Laughter”, “Bros Bros Bros”, “Deep Negging”, and “So. Much. Vomit.”?

Soup, or reduce it into a sauce. Nothin’ highfalutin, just the usual “This still has calories in it, therefore we will find a way to eat it” from before the Green Revolution. In particular, cooking a fatty sausage in liquid leaves behind some of the fat.

Beer braised sausage is A Thing. On the other hand, throwing out the braising liquid rather than making it into something else is arguably wasteful. Gripping hand, it’s not a big waste.

BRB, buying metric ton of potassium chloride and registering Speedrunner Magic Salt™. EXTREME K-40™. Mario Cloud Chamber Juice™.

Ah... my takeaway from that article was less “These people are sympathetic because they have money problems,” and more “These people are un-convicted white-collar criminals.”

Observational study. Self-reported diets. Beats using a crystal ball, but not by a lot.

Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. Let me think... Nope! Still pissed off at him for normalizing Donald Trump! He can continue to fuck right off.