There’s more going on here than one line in English. From the Variety article:

Order trends detail the rise in popularity of food items placed by Grubhub diners

That turns out not to be the case.  snopes.com: The Twelve Days of Christmas.

You used to be able to get mock elf brittle, but we ran out of turtles.

Is there such a thing as Christmas candy?

It’s these cheap imported pixels! 

You’ll Never Guess What Spread at the Swingers Convention in New Orleans

The company has announced Bagel Bops, a contest to remix the classic Bagel Bites jingle for a chance to win $10,000 and a year’s supply of you-know-what.

In theory. What’s dangerously likely to happen, though, is handling the now bacteria-rich poultry and then handling everything else in the kitchen and dining area—other dishes, cutlery, children, etcetera—will smear infectious doses of God-knows-what all over everything. (Campylobacter and Salmonella are the ones to…

Sure, but we can still judge that Mythbusters and all the YouTube science demo folks are science-adjacent enough to be moving things forward—at least they’re gathering evidence about stuff and publishing it—while the guys selling things by stealing the cachet of science are moving things backwards, and so deserve a…

Practically speaking, that ends up being too inclusive too fast. There’s no shortage of people who will assure you they’re doing the observation-hypothesis-experiment loop as they develop new and better forms of homeopathy and astrology, and they’ll be happy to show you the lab coats and notebooks to prove it.

In all seriousness, that’s why some rando in a white lab coat operating a big machine is not “science”.  If it’s not published in a peer-reviewed journal, it’s something else--and the people doing it do not merit the appellation “scientists”.

Yeah... don’t take this too seriously. Even the “in vitro” bit did not involve any actual living cells. It was just pour the enzyme onto a plate, squirt in some plant juice, and see if it screwed the enzyme up.

I don’t know about the literature. But for what it’s worth, what you did there was a type of cold-water thaw, which IS on the list of safe ways to do it. The little buggers aren’t breeding much better at 42 F than at 38 F.

Nobody has ever complained about my turkey sashimi for longer than four days!

Don’t do this. It leaves the skin of the thing at a fine bacteria-breeding temperature for, as they say, “a matter of hours”, while the interior slowly thaws. 

(I still can’t tell which is Diamond and which is Silk)

Finally dawned on the man that he could reeeeally use any indication from any source that he’s relevant. I bet Oneida’s blocked his number.

I’d characterize doctors and pharmaceutical companies not willing to be associated with execution by lethal injection to be a minor problem, but still not one that can be blown off completely. Getting firing squads back on the Federal list would obviate it. I believe, thought I am not sure, that it’s easier to find…

“Bye.”