Genetically modified organisms used for food can be safe and useful.

This survey has been conducted for 40 years, and it has shown that teenage spending in all categories peaked in the year 2006. Back then, $197 was the yearly average spent on handbags. Designer handbags! Bought by teenagers!

At this stage, we’re still multiple steps away from this becoming a reality, including countries around the world coming to an agreement on which COVID-19 tests and results are considered credible.

Writing a letter... making a leather belt... tying a tie... That seems to add up to writing a suicide note and hanging yourself, which is indeed something a lot more men do than women.

Outside of Asia we’re the largest consumer of ramen in the world,

LightDims.

I can easily think of a reason to lie about something like that: the President ordered them to do so. The President doesn’t need a reason that we would recognize as being based on Earth logic to do this; he just has to say “National security”. Or just “Because I say so.” (His reasoning might be he wants it on record…

Among other things, new disease. (It only SEEMS like it’s been since forever.) Doctors cannot confidently say yet “what is actually harmful”; they’ve just got the best guess of the week.

Wouldn’t try to read SPECIFICS into it. Such as trying to determine the patient’s true condition through the farrago of nonsense by assuming the course of treatment makes logical sense, and working backwards from there.

I wouldn’t try to read specifics into this. Patient preference influences choice of medications, and when you have an arrogant patient who dismisses people he cannot awe, you have a setup for a case of “VIP syndrome”:

If you ever looked around your dining room and thought, “This place could stand to look more like a luxury hotel,”

(Which would entail, what, starting a GoFundMe to make sure the virus has all the resources it needs to do what it’s going to do?)

While themed weddings can be an overly elaborate set of hurdles for their wedding guests—showing up in costume, having to sit through dinner toasts delivered in Klingon—

Do not use this for medical purposes. Even the expensive good ones only barely beat asking “Do you have a fever?”, and that’s when utilized by professionals following a precise procedure.

Do not use this for medical purposes. Even the expensive good ones only barely beat asking “Do you have a fever?”,…

Look, I love Silent Hill 2 as much as the next survival horror geek, but it has to shoulder some of the blame for a game that turns the Blair Witch into a pushy therapist, forcing you to confront your demons—and not one but two traumatic episodes from your backstory—by running in circles inside a dilapidated old…

Remember this the next time you’re giving a public figure grief for trademarking their name.  -- Stephan Zielinski, patent pending

Instead, “fucking” is just Roxo’s euphemism for living a better, more spiritually balanced life that is focused on the energy of the divine feminine, which will allegedly lead to better sex.

The species of fish classed as “tuna” are not small. Skipjack comes closest, at a meter and ten kilograms, but albacore is twice that. Not only are the fisheries in trouble, the species themselves aren’t doing so hot. Albacore’s been “near threatened” since 2011, and two bluefins and a bigeye range from “vulnerable”…

It’s a reference to the Evita lyric, isn’t it? “The Lady’s Got Potential”, which opens with Che singing

Death to fascists, artists or not., “After a trial” is better than “During a battle”, but the latter will serve in a pinch.